Friday, September 19, 2014

10 Things to Never Tell a Radical Leftist

Go ahead, ask me about Dave Grohl one more time...
The People's Revolutionary Democratic Clickbait:
(split from The Revolutionary People's Democratic Clickbait whose clickbait has become revisionist!)

1.  "Communism is great on paper, but it goes against human nature!"

2.  "Anarchy is running around shooting everybody."  Alt:  "True capitalism is anarchism."

3.  "Che Guevara... that's the guy from Nirvana, right?"

The hell did you just say?
4.  "So if you hate capitalism, why don't you get rid of your TV?" 
Alt:  "Why don't you share all your money with me?"

5.  "So did you vote for Obama?"

6.  "Communism... like Hitler and stuff?"

7.  "You're such a liberal."

8.  "I'm a socialist, like FDR."

9.  "If you love it so much move to Russia!"

10.  "Yeah, you'll grow out of that."

Bonus 11.  Mentioning any unshared opinion on George Orwell.

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